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beatboxgoesthump: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. i fucking love the shit out of this.

beatboxgoesthump:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

Reblogged 2 months ago from beatboxgoesthump (Originally from assholleee)
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complex-mindz: OKAY HERE IT IS YOU GUYS: Heres what I’m giving away: Macbook Air 13 inch brand new Brown brand new Coach purse Glittery Juicy Couture purse 3 Victoria Secrets hoodies- small Brand new Black UGG boots size 9 Rules: MUST BE FOLLOWING ME GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINES DAY I SHIP WORLD WIDE THE WINNER WILL BE MESSAGED AND IF THEY DONT REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL PICK A NEW WINNER ONLY REBLOG 3 TIMES! LIKES DONT COUNT! AND AGAIN, MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!! Okay, good luck you guys! :)

complex-mindz:

OKAY HERE IT IS YOU GUYS:

Heres what I’m giving away:

Macbook Air 13 inch brand new

Brown brand new Coach purse

Glittery Juicy Couture purse

3 Victoria Secrets hoodies- small

Brand new Black UGG boots size 9

Rules:

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINES DAY

I SHIP WORLD WIDE

THE WINNER WILL BE MESSAGED AND IF THEY DONT REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL PICK A NEW WINNER

ONLY REBLOG 3 TIMES!

LIKES DONT COUNT!

AND AGAIN, MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!!

Okay, good luck you guys! :)

Reblogged 4 months ago from rosie-dreams (Originally from complex-mindz)
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complex-mindz: OKAY HERE IT IS YOU GUYS: Heres what I’m giving away: Macbook Air 13 inch brand new Brown brand new Coach purse Glittery Juicy Couture purse 3 Victoria Secrets hoodies- small Brand new Black UGG boots size 9 Rules: MUST BE FOLLOWING ME GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINES DAY I SHIP WORLD WIDE THE WINNER WILL BE MESSAGED AND IF THEY DONT REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL PICK A NEW WINNER ONLY REBLOG 3 TIMES! LIKES DONT COUNT! AND AGAIN, MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!! Okay, good luck you guys! :)

complex-mindz:

OKAY HERE IT IS YOU GUYS:

Heres what I’m giving away:

Macbook Air 13 inch brand new

Brown brand new Coach purse

Glittery Juicy Couture purse

3 Victoria Secrets hoodies- small

Brand new Black UGG boots size 9

Rules:

MUST BE FOLLOWING ME

GIVEAWAY ENDS FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINES DAY

I SHIP WORLD WIDE

THE WINNER WILL BE MESSAGED AND IF THEY DONT REPLY WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL PICK A NEW WINNER

ONLY REBLOG 3 TIMES!

LIKES DONT COUNT!

AND AGAIN, MUST BE FOLLOWING ME!!!

Okay, good luck you guys! :)

Reblogged 4 months ago from rosie-dreams (Originally from complex-mindz)
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b-i-t-c-h-e-d: HUGE GIVE AWAY. WORTH $2,800+ YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING US BOTHB-I-T-C-H-E-D & Y-O-U-N-G-A-N-D-F-R-E-E you must be following us both; if not you are automatically disqualified. Included in the give away; “A Shore Thing” by Snooki, signed by Snooki $150 “Dollhouse” by the Kardashian’s signed by Khloe $150 Crocodilly, crocodile stuffed animal $25 as seen on jersey shore Apple MacBook Pro 15 inch $2,200 Steve Madden Cheetah Wedges $150 better photo; http://www.stevemadden.com/Item.aspx?id=57111&np=143 VS PINK lotion Sweet & Flirty $15 VS PINK perfume minis Pretty & Pure and Warm & Cozy $15 Ed Hardy belt (real) size s/m $125 Why are you giving this all away? items that have either been replaced during the holidays or never used and unwanted. (if you want to know anything about specific item ask HERE ) Reblog as many times as you want, the more you reblog the better chance you have at winning LIKES DO NOT COUNT. if you like this you are automatically disqualified MUST get 2,500 notes or NO GIVE AWAY CHOOSING THE WINNER FEBRUARY 1, 2012 absolutely no bribe messages WINNER CHOSEN COMPLETELY FAIR BY RANDOM.ORG GET REBLOGGING !

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HUGE GIVE AWAY. WORTH $2,800+

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING US BOTH
B-I-T-C-H-E-D & Y-O-U-N-G-A-N-D-F-R-E-E

you must be following us both; if not you are automatically disqualified.

Included in the give away;

  • “A Shore Thing” by Snooki, signed by Snooki $150
  • “Dollhouse” by the Kardashian’s signed by Khloe $150
  • Crocodilly, crocodile stuffed animal $25 as seen on jersey shore
  • Apple MacBook Pro 15 inch $2,200
  • Steve Madden Cheetah Wedges $150 better photo; http://www.stevemadden.com/Item.aspx?id=57111&np=143
  • VS PINK lotion Sweet & Flirty $15
  • VS PINK perfume minis Pretty & Pure and Warm & Cozy $15
  • Ed Hardy belt (real) size s/m $125

Why are you giving this all away?

items that have either been replaced during the holidays or never used and unwanted.

(if you want to know anything about specific item ask HERE )

Reblog as many times as you want, the more you reblog the better chance you have at winning

LIKES DO NOT COUNT. if you like this you are automatically disqualified

MUST get 2,500 notes or NO GIVE AWAY

CHOOSING THE WINNER FEBRUARY 1, 2012

absolutely no bribe messages

WINNER CHOSEN COMPLETELY FAIR BY RANDOM.ORG

GET REBLOGGING !


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b-i-t-c-h-e-d: HUGE GIVE AWAY. WORTH $2,800+ YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING US BOTHB-I-T-C-H-E-D & Y-O-U-N-G-A-N-D-F-R-E-E you must be following us both; if not you are automatically disqualified. Included in the give away; “A Shore Thing” by Snooki, signed by Snooki $150 “Dollhouse” by the Kardashian’s signed by Khloe $150 Crocodilly, crocodile stuffed animal $25 as seen on jersey shore Apple MacBook Pro 15 inch $2,200 Steve Madden Cheetah Wedges $150 better photo; http://www.stevemadden.com/Item.aspx?id=57111&np=143 VS PINK lotion Sweet & Flirty $15 VS PINK perfume minis Pretty & Pure and Warm & Cozy $15 Ed Hardy belt (real) size s/m $125 Why are you giving this all away? items that have either been replaced during the holidays or never used and unwanted. (if you want to know a specific item ask HERE ) Reblog as many times as you want, the more you reblog the better chance you have at winning LIKES DO NOT COUNT. if you like this you are automatically disqualified MUST get 2,500 notes or NO GIVE AWAY CHOOSING THE WINNER FEBRUARY 1, 2012 absolutely no bribe messages WINNER CHOSEN COMPLETELY FAIR BY RANDOM.ORG GET REBLOGGING !

b-i-t-c-h-e-d:

HUGE GIVE AWAY. WORTH $2,800+

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING US BOTH
B-I-T-C-H-E-D & Y-O-U-N-G-A-N-D-F-R-E-E

you must be following us both; if not you are automatically disqualified.

Included in the give away;

  • “A Shore Thing” by Snooki, signed by Snooki $150
  • “Dollhouse” by the Kardashian’s signed by Khloe $150
  • Crocodilly, crocodile stuffed animal $25 as seen on jersey shore
  • Apple MacBook Pro 15 inch $2,200
  • Steve Madden Cheetah Wedges $150 better photo; http://www.stevemadden.com/Item.aspx?id=57111&np=143
  • VS PINK lotion Sweet & Flirty $15
  • VS PINK perfume minis Pretty & Pure and Warm & Cozy $15
  • Ed Hardy belt (real) size s/m $125

Why are you giving this all away?

items that have either been replaced during the holidays or never used and unwanted.

(if you want to know a specific item ask HERE )

Reblog as many times as you want, the more you reblog the better chance you have at winning

LIKES DO NOT COUNT. if you like this you are automatically disqualified

MUST get 2,500 notes or NO GIVE AWAY

CHOOSING THE WINNER FEBRUARY 1, 2012

absolutely no bribe messages

WINNER CHOSEN COMPLETELY FAIR BY RANDOM.ORG

GET REBLOGGING !


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Today, I changed my name in my dad’s phone to ‘God’ and when he swore, I texted him saying “I HEARD THAT!”

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He was like

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When I dance home alone..

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I’m not afraid..

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How you look like while rapping to Super Bass.

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Expectations:

Reality: 

What is air!?

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If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it’s illegal to go through mail.

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I found a lipstick that will help you lose weight.

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There is always that one f*cker in the movies who over reacts on every scene.

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My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status’

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Friend: “Wow, remember when you had a crush on..”

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Who the fuck would want to be in love with me?

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